THE THING Handmade Birthday Card John Carpenter Humorous Horror Cards

$8.00

Shipping to United States: $1.00

Excited to bring you a brand new line of handmade greeting cards designed by yours truly!

For the horror fan with a healthy sense of humor.

Professionally printed on thick (130#) cardstock, hand cut and scored. Cards measure 5"x7" and come with an envelope, glitter heart sticker/seal and protective poly bag.

Shipped in a sturdy cardboard mailer.

Made with love and laughter from my smoke and pet free home.

Shipping from United States

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I adore this card! It arrived so quickly. Way before the expected time and was very well packaged. It's not bent or nicked in any way. It looks brand new and untouched. It's very well made. I love how sturdy it feels. I'd say it looks just like the pictures but truly it's even better in person! I love the sense of humor and I know my brother in law with love it to and it will probably become one of his favorite cards that will be displayed on the mantle year round and shown off to friends and family who also love this movie. I couldn't be more happy with it! I also got a free sticker and a cool bookmark that reminds me of an old fashioned local carnival ticket. <3 ^_^


This card is amazing. Well designed, great quality, fast shipping. Thank you!


Very happy with my purchase!


Fast shipping and great quality.


This card is made from perfect card paper, and the colors are even better in person. Really excited to give out this card!


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